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xnounax: catsandallthatjazz: the-girl-that-died: shesmorethanyouknow: tricksterjaneycrocker: stugahtsz: juncko: madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your enemies I know way too much about killing people because of this website I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them bubble tea of death Bubble tea of death Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death. Basically Bubble Tea of Death lol, mercy.. where are you?
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goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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